[SURELY NOT unless it's a poor innocent hotel staffer playing a role.]

You haven't heard that one...? It's about two kids who get lost in the woods, find the candy house, and then almost get eaten by a witch. I think. Something like that.

[He says it very casually as they approach the house. It's fine. And once they're close enough, he leans in to peer at the windows.]

... I think the window ledges are real frosting.